Me: (glaring) They are NOT! Journey's so much better. How could you mistake them for each other?
Eric: It's like the Commodores and Kool & the Gang. They sound alike!
Me: WHAT?! The Commodores are a million times better. What's wrong with you?
Eric: Same.
Me: Shut up.
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Eric: (after 2 episodes of Battlestar Galactica) You know. I wouldn't mind if you were a Cylon.
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Eric: (after days and days of playing his 'new' Parlaiment/Funkadelic vinyl) Come away from the computer. Dinner's ready.
Me: (muttering) Yeah...I'll be there in a minute.
Eric: Am I gonna have to put my handcuffs on you, mama?
Me: Get away from me.
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