May 17th, 2009

I aim to misbehave

So...

I walked to work. The conversation between my body and mind after I showered and was headed to the door went like this:

Mind: It's going to take me an hour to walk. An hour is forever! I'll die!

Body: Calm down, calm down.

Mind: My lungs will burst from my chest! I'llbealone and dierightthereonthestreeeeeet!

Body: Take off. Seriously. Just go somewhere.

Mind: Go?

Body: (::daps up mind::) Yeah. Just go. Do you. I got this...

Mind:....

And now I'm at work! I may actually get to the point where I can run. I made it in slightly less than an hour.