February 16th, 2007

Coffee Squirrel

Okay. Signs and clues everywhere! LOL!

"I was watching Oprah's TV show at 2 am. "Take off your shirt and look down," she told me. I don't automatically do everything the World's Wealthiest Woman tells me, but I trust her a lot. So I did what she suggested. What she said next, however, revealed that she wasn't actually talking to me. "Eight out of 10 women are wearing the wrong bra!" she exclaimed. "Are you?" She then gave tips on how to select an undergarment that's right for a woman's shape, size and posture. I watched in perplexed awe. How could so many people be ignorant about such a fundamental thing? Later, while meditating on your astrological omens, I realized there's a comparable phenomenon going on in your world. You're missing something important about one of the basic facts of your life. Please find out what it is."

-www.realastrology.com

I don't even check my horoscope much and I found this glancing through the local free weekly paper. OK. Shut up, damn you! I'm working on it...I also need to get sized at JC Penny's (TMI, I know).
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