February 13th, 2007

Coffee Squirrel

Sex meme from Blackperson...

1) How did you learn about sex?

I learned the clinical stuff first: egg+sperm=baby. Penis in Vagina, blah, blah. I didn't connect it with  the heat of sexual arousal until later. And, as with most things, I had to teach myself...

2) What was the first sexual thing that happened to you? (Define sexual however you see fit.)

Well. I was a watcher. I saw things. Sometimes I was pleased by what I saw.

3. How did you discover that something turned you on?

Just closing my eyes and letting my thoughts roam while at my grandparents' house. I went there frequently after school to avoid the small city that was my immediate family of parents and five sibs. I was around 6 years old. I remember having a very vivid fantasy about a threesome with Mike Nesmith and Peter Tork from the Monkees (with Mickey Dolenz looking on. I never understood why =anyone= liked Davey. The accent was the only thing going for him). I also had fantasies about a tall, beautiful basketball player at school named Leonard; I wanted a neighbor-boy who always looked after me -- he still looked good when I saw him at my brother's funeral (fine, chocolate ass); I wanted both Jimi Hendrix =and= Robert Plant; I harbored the naughties for Chaka Khan back in the day; there was a little redhead girl named Leslie Whelan; and watching late-night cable (after my grandparents had gone to sleep) through the wavy lines and making out body parts. I was reading and there was no attempt to censor the books I read the way TV was censored. Damn. Hot times with some of those naughty books. Even cartoon characters were not free of my sex thoughts: Shaggy and Daphne from Scooby-Doo. Yum. I forgot his name, but the only normal-looking kid from the Fat Albert gang. Alexandra from Josie and the Pussycats. Comics: the X-men, Dr. Strange (I still have a thing for older men with salt-and-pepper hair.

4. Describe a sex-related event that has helped shape your current sexual identity.

Watching lots of soft-core porn through wavy lines. I didn't sleep even then. And finding a book that talked about masturbation and realizing I'd already been doing it. My family not knowing that watching cartoons was watching PORN.

5. Share an unfulfilled sexual fantasy.

There are quite a few. One is: a night with two guys -- they have to play with each other, too. What else? I want a boy not afraid to wear a dress for me. And... I've never had sex with a woman. I wouldn't be averse to that, after preliminary discussions of course. The others are not for the internet. Meet me in person, I might whisper them in your ear...

Okay. Off to class...