April 10th, 2006

Coffee Squirrel

I'm down with MC Hawking

You scored as Stephen Hawking. While the functions of gravity are sure to raise your spirits, in terms of physicality they always let you down, as you are quite lame.

You are the type of person that develops ground-breaking theories in the realm of science, but you will take them back, and this will displease the church.

Given that you speak through a computerized voice box and are incapable of natural body movement, you are akin to a repulsive bio-tech mutation straight out of Total Recall, but on the plus side, your gifted intellect makes you quite the formidable opponent in games like Chess and Starcraft.

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Stephen Hawking

83%

Charles Manson

83%

Adolf Hitler

67%

Friedrich Nietzsche

67%

Steven Morrissey

67%

Sigmund Freud

58%

Mother Teresa

58%

Miyamoto Musashi

58%

C.G. Jung

50%

Dante Alighieri

50%

Jesus Christ

50%

Elvis Presley

42%

Hugh Hefner

25%

O.J. Simpson

0%

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