||[Apr. 4th, 2006|04:32 pm]
Five reasons I need an eye patch;
5. Hot-ass Doctor Ansari agrees it might be useful at night.
4. I won't have to lose my lovely eyelashes pulling off the tape I use to keep my left eye shut at night.
3. It won't leave a red mark on my sensitive skin.
2. They can't be that expensive.
1. C'mon: along with talking out of one side of my face, there is much Pirate-y goodness to be had! Aaaarrrggh.