April 4th, 2006

Coffee Squirrel

Eye Patch

Five reasons I need an eye patch;

5. Hot-ass Doctor Ansari agrees it might be useful at night.

4. I won't have to lose my lovely eyelashes pulling off the tape I use to keep my left eye shut at night.

3. It won't leave a red mark on my sensitive skin.

2. They can't be that expensive.

1. C'mon: along with talking out of one side of my face, there is much Pirate-y goodness to be had! Aaaarrrggh.