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||[May. 2nd, 2005|02:04 pm]
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Thank you for purchasing FatHappyBlackChick. Please adhere to the following warnings:
*Do not taunt FatHappyBlackChick
*Do not hit smack or harm FatHappyBlackChick
*Do not expose FatHappyBlackChick to extreme heat or cold
*Do not ignore FatHappyBlackChick
*Do not leave FatHappyBlackChick alone for long periods of time
*Do not expose children to FatHappyBlackChick
*Keep your FatHappyBlackChick close
*Keep your FatHappyBlackChick out of the kitchen
*Keep your FatHappyBlackChick company
FatHappyBlackChick is a non-refundable, indelible, omniscient product (watching you NOW) brought to you by the makers of TallSilentBlackGuy (my dad).
i'm actually not feeling happy today at all. i just did the above exercise to make myself smile. it worked.