?

Log in

No account? Create an account
May 2nd, 2005 - This is Lula — LiveJournal [entries|archive|friends|userinfo]
Angelic Fruitcake

[ website | Myspace ]
[ userinfo | livejournal userinfo ]
[ archive | journal archive ]

May 2nd, 2005

take that pudding pop and shove it! [May. 2nd, 2005|02:01 pm]
Angelic Fruitcake
[mood |lonelylonely]
[music |click of keyboard, shuffle of paper]

recumbentgoat strikes again! this is from blackfolks

Read more...Collapse )
linkpost comment

Buy One Today! [May. 2nd, 2005|02:04 pm]
Angelic Fruitcake
[mood |lonelylonely]
[music |click of keyboard, shuffle of paper]

Thank you for purchasing FatHappyBlackChick. Please adhere to the following warnings:

*Do not taunt FatHappyBlackChick
*Do not hit smack or harm FatHappyBlackChick
*Do not expose FatHappyBlackChick to extreme heat or cold
*Do not ignore FatHappyBlackChick
*Do not leave FatHappyBlackChick alone for long periods of time
*Do not expose children to FatHappyBlackChick
*Keep your FatHappyBlackChick close
*Keep your FatHappyBlackChick out of the kitchen
*Keep your FatHappyBlackChick company

FatHappyBlackChick is a non-refundable, indelible, omniscient product (watching you NOW) brought to you by the makers of TallSilentBlackGuy (my dad).

i'm actually not feeling happy today at all. i just did the above exercise to make myself smile. it worked.
link4 comments|post comment

navigation
[ viewing | May 2nd, 2005 ]
[ go | Previous Day|Next Day ]